What a fucking waste of an outfit
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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