It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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