KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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