so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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