hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
my poor anus
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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