R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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