I'm drive I can fine osifer
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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