Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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