PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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