I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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