i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality