uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.