so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame