To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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