Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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