sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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