All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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