She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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