He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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