Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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