he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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