You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Can I color on your dick again?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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