paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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