i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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