like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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