This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Randomize
