tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You coming home soon, man?
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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