but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
