He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
