is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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