no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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