this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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