why didn't you poke me back
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
ugly people sure do ruin things
high people should be assigned attendants
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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