Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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