Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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