we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize