I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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