That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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