How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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