Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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