Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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