I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I wish i was in the wii world.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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