whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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