check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Buhtt sex?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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