Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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