Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Randomize