Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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