I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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