We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?