i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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