In the future we'll all be gay
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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