And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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