Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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