what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
