why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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