Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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